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Deadpool: Not your typical superhero movie

By Bry Willger
On March 10, 2016

Deadpool is a whole new take on the superhero/villain movie genre. This spin off movie forming from the X-Men series staring the one and only Wade Wilson as Deadpool himself. This gruesome, hysterical, love story is based on one guy, one girl, one struggle, and a big problem. It starts out with Wade, an average tough guy who seems to have a pretty happy life with a few of his best buddies. He happens to spend the majority of his free time at Sister Margret's home for Wayward girls, where his best friend/bartender Weasel works keeping the beers coming. The bar was where Wade met a cute, smart, and very attractive prostitute named Vanessa Carlysle, who later will become his girlfriend. Immediately finding instant attraction to each other the fun for them really starts to kick in. Slightly moments after meeting each other the drinking, coming home, and undressing starts to happen.

This matter of explicit scenery plays out in the movie for over a years worth of time. They shortly fall madly in love, but soon after Wade finds out some very tragic news....He was diagnosed with cancer. Now that Wade's life is a risk due to this nasty despise, he needs to find a way out, and quick. He wonders off back into his bar where he's approached by an odd agent who had been waiting for him. This is Ajax's assistant. Ajax is is the runner down of a huge hospital where he takes control of humans stuck in sticky situations. He's more so the crime scene villain of it all.

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The mastermind of all evil hospital nightmares, you could perhaps say. He has an excruciating torture lab in which Wade agrees to go to in order to cure his cancer, which ends up fatally changing his life. Ajax takes him into his own little room to where he's held in an oxygen restraining tube. How fun right? One day you wake up with cancer, then the next you're suffocating in an air resistant tube. Ajax proclaims to Wade that this mutation is going to cure him, but with one side affect that Wade will not notice until after. Within a couple hours Wade struggles to breathe and ends up passing out. Upon waking up his cancer is cured, but his faced looked like a train wreck gone horribly wrong, with a little side of wrinkly old people skin in dire need of facial cream. Wade is now faced with extreme super powers, those of which X-Mens Wolverine holds. He soon realizes that he wants his old body back, but he is stuck with this black and red suit, to hide the blood stains from enduring fights with other villains.

This is where his identity of Deadpool has rose from. As Deadpool stated “I'm just a bad guy who gets paid to f—k up worse guys”. If it hasn't sounded juvenile and bad already, Deadpool ends up fighting for Vanessa, who has been Captured by Ajax. He goes to Ajax's hospital where it has collapsed. In this bloody, body slamming, action packed adventure, Deadpool has prevailed. He got the girl, the powers, his life back, and a happy ending. As long as Deadpool is here, you won't be disappointed.

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